I'm feeling like something bad is about to happen to this world and just wondering if you (yes you sitting in your chair all smug thinking nothing is about to happen) are ready for what could be the worst scenario ever? While reading the following lines you might be asking yourself is this guy for real and yes I am.....Lets Begin!
1. Are you Ready for a Zombie invasion for example do you have all the necessities like shovel, axe, deviled ham, sunglasses and a Russian friend?
2. Are you raising your own food because you know the government is putting mind altering drugs in everything you eat............if you did not know that sorry for blowing your mind and scaring your children.
3. Do you have any experience riding horses bareback whilst throwing bananas behind you to foil those chasing you? If not saddle up cowboy
4. Seriously have you started your diet of Mountain Dew , Nacho Cheese flavored chips, Chez Wiz and Fruit Roll Ups.................if now what the fuck are you waiting for its the best way to drop 77 lbs. from your waistline and survive while there is a food shortage duh moron.
so are you ready because I am and if you are we shall survive for many ages
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