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Thomas the Train

Holy Fuck Shit this show is the show that every young child should be watching

Are you ready?

I'm feeling like something bad is about to happen to this world and just wondering if you (yes you sitting in your chair all smug thinking nothing is about to happen) are ready for what could be the worst scenario ever? While reading the following lines you might be asking yourself is this guy for real and yes I am.....Lets Begin!

1. Are you Ready for a Zombie invasion for example do you have all the necessities like shovel, axe, deviled ham, sunglasses and a Russian friend?

2. Are you raising your own food because you know the government is putting mind altering drugs in everything you eat............if you did not know that sorry for blowing your mind and scaring your children.

3. Do you have any experience riding horses bareback whilst throwing bananas behind you to foil those chasing you? If not saddle up cowboy

4. Seriously have you started your diet of Mountain Dew , Nacho Cheese flavored chips, Chez Wiz and Fruit Roll Ups.................if now what the fuck are you waiting for its the best way to drop 77 lbs. from your waistline and survive while there is a food shortage duh moron.

so are you ready because I am and if you are we shall survive for many ages

Rambling

I would like to start off by saying my car is coming along nicely and also that I need some new ladies in my life. Why? one might ask and the reason is I have gotten tired of getting the calls and texts saying I MISS U SO MUCH right after I hear about them getting with like 50 dudes at once (okay that was an exaggeration). I'm just sayin WTF ladies thats stupid all is does it make you look like a desperate slut and pisses me off. Other news I shaved off my beard r.i.p beard. My beard and I have been though a lot.............................goodtimes :-)!
So now I have no facial hair gonna see how long I can keep it up. O YEAH I got my dorm room and fasho can't wait to get back on campus because what happens at NEO spreads around like wildfire and gets back to your parents................thanks youtube.............................i love you...tube? I have also given up on being picky about what I eat basically when I get home from work im starving so if its salad in the fridge I eat it macaroni salad done beef cabbage stuff add hot sauce IM ON IT strange liquid under the sink........................you catch my drift. Well I'm also pretty sure that I'm not going to vote this year because I don't want to be labeled because your either racist if you vote for McCain or your not wanting to be called a racist so you vote for Barrack so I'm not going to vote and be called a slacker like I am if your going to label me you better get the label right. OLD PEOPLE listen up okay right now its time to throw down you all think lower gas prices is as easy as digging new holes are you fuckin' kidding me. Where was all this worrying in the 60's and 70's when you were driving your massive cars with no catalytic converters and shit I HATE YOUR MENTALITY please let us handle the problems you caused bitches.

Small Town Cops

I bet you thought I was going to start cursing them, but no sir or ma'am. Small town cops are great because they let the small shit go. Example last night me and my buddy were drinking at his house and decided we need to go walking around town (don't ask we just did)! So we are walking around beverage in hand and the commerce police force pulls up (it was one cop but I like to exaggerate) ask how old we are I laughing say 21 because I did not have my wallet all he had us do was put our beers on the hood of the squad car give him a hand shake pour the beer out and throw the cans in the trunk of his car. What a great guy if any policemen or women read this you should learn from this fellow.

My Car should it become my life?

I drive a 2006 Chevy Cobalt I love my car yes I can say that I love my car b because I do. The thing is I have always talked about fixing it up putting some wheels, cold air intake, etc. but have never gotten around to it. Mainly because I spent my whole first year of college broke and without a job and secondly I'm worried that if i start fixing it up soon the car will be my life. Let me explain starting out would not be that bad I'm looking at 1 grand for wheels air intake and exhaust, but lets say I really like how my car runs and decide turbo is my logical next step a turbo kit costs upwards of 5 grand and that a shat ton of cash that would be me having no fun for the better part of a year. Pretty sure my friends would like the fact that I have a nice car and am making it nicer but I don't think they would enjoy paying for me every time we hangout. Glad I got that off my chest, but in all honestly I don't know why I want a fast sleek car I JUST DO. Think its in my DNA or I watch too many damn movies. I'm pretty sure no one reads but if you do say hello

Holidays

Well let me say first that I am the biggest fan of the Holidays because they bring families and friends together. Recently I have noticed that the Holidays are being less celebrated all over the nation. First example was right in my home town the 4th of July parade when I was younger was where it was at we had candy floats we would ride our bikes 4 wheelers anything we could get a hold of and ride it in the parade. Well last years and this years parade had nothing it was just the local veterans in the back of a truck and no kids running around enjoying themselves only a few bikes were decorated no floats no firetruck nothing. What really got me was that night on the news it said people are more patriotic then ever well I'm not seeing it. Now on to the national part of this not celebrating holidays like we used to or should. I was watching the television on Valentine Day weekend or was it memorial day I forgot but anyways Home Depot was spinning it was an extra day to get things done wait it was labor day. I was like WTF HOME DEPOT its labor day and you want the American people to work during it how dare you. They also ran commercials during the fourth of july weekend spinning it like a day where you should remodel you kitchen instead of celebrating you freedom I got a little irate. I'm just saying people what happened to the days when kids would start counting down the days to Halloween in august looking for the perfect costume. The days when xmas was spelled Christmas and Easter was more than just a day hide an egg. This might have been happening all this time and I'm just realizing it because now I have gotten older but I sure do miss those days

Drinking

Well I'm not saying I'm the best drinker ever or even the best drinker out of the people I know, but I do know I probably enjoy drinking more than most people. No I am not an Alcoholic (if you say step one is admitting you have a problem I swear). First, I must admit I'm not 21.........................*GASP*......
.....................I know what a rebel I am and I bet at least one person on the internet is scoffing saying wait till you get caught. Well here is the heartbreaker I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT done my community service and paid my fines so NA NA BOO BOO PHHHFT, but anyways back on subject some certain people say the following drinks are good and if your just starting to drink DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THEY ARE LIARS. How do I know this because I used to be one of those people that based everything I drank off the percent of alcohol in it, but I have seen the light and have changed my ways. Here is the list:

1. Everclear: if you say you can drink this without almost dying you are a liar and will die at a young age. It burns and its nasty but will get you there faster than any other alcohol

2. Cheap Vodka : People only like it because its cheap..............like a whore!

3. Jack Daniels: Put down your pitchforks and here me out I know this is an iconic AMERICAN whiskey but it sucks its not really all that strong and its gross compared to other whiskeys like Knob Creek and Crown Royal (if you say crown is not a whiskey i will slap you in the nuts) also Kentucky Deluxe must go also

4. Pucker: enough said drink kool-aid at least with it you will get a sugar rush and an empty wallet

5. Cheap Tequila: I will revoke this one when ONE person I mean just ONE person tells me a story that ends well when drinking a large quantity of this devils piss

If you haven't caught on yet I'm hating on cheap alcohol because one must learn in drinking cheaper is not better.

If your in a situation where only have a few dollhairs and still wanna get down and drunk here is the best way to do it

1. Think about this decision because if you cant afford alcohol can you really afford to get your ass to work the next day.

2. So, you made it pass step one congrats your conscience didn't get the best of you. How much money you got............................................DAMN your broke go scrounge up a 10 spot

3. Got that 10 spot good. Alright go to the "store" go in and buy the cheapest grain alcohol you can find *hint* *hint* its clear spring its in a tiny bottle but trust me it will be enough. After that go to the grocery store and buy a cheap 2 liter of always save cherry cola.

4. Mix that shit and chug it. No your not going to enjoy it and yes your going to gag it burns i know just do it your the cheap ass that only had 10 dollars to spare but hey your drunk aren't you

*Disclaimer*
if you are under the age of 21 DO NOT DRINK its against the law

I am not responsible for anything that happens to you whilst of after you drink the concoction above you made your bed now sleep in it